- DOB: 10/15/2023
- Female
- DSH Tabico (aka, Patched Tabby or Torbie)
- Good With: Other cats
- No dogs
- Adoption Fee: $150.00
Harley’s Story
Vroom! Vrooooom! I’m Harley and there’s nothing I love more than a good purr. Except maybe some food. And pulling a good con.
You see, I was wandering the rain-slicked city streets alone, wondering where my next meal was coming from when a thought hit me. I could get a person to take me in, and it’d be kibble for days! So I started buttering up the marks, but they weren’t biting. Not even a nibble.
I said to myself, “Vroom Vroom,” — I call myself Vroom Vroom — “Vroom Vroom,” I said, “what are we going to do? The ol’ belly’s running on fumes!”
Then it hit me like a ton of bricks. I needed a ploy. A long con to get me in. So I fluffed up my tum and made my legs and shoulders look thin — and people started thinking I was pregnant! Next thing you know, I was scooped up, had some kind of “test” done to make sure I was negative for diseases, and found myself in a house. With food! Flipping food ALL the time!
But then the people started to get sus. I’d been here a month and hadn’t shown any signs of being pregnant. Oh geez… what’s a gal to do? I know! I’ll fake being hit by a kitty condo. That’ll buy me time to figure out my next move…
Yep, it bought me some time. And some more food. Heck yeah!
My conning days might be behind me, though. The people took me to someone called a “vet”, and it turns out I’d already been spayed. Whoops! Who saw that one coming?
But, hey, the food’s still coming on the regular, so it’s all good.
I’m still getting used to the other cats at the adoption center. We’re working out who’s capo kitty (hint, it’s gonna be me). One thing I can tell you — I don’t like dogs. Not one bit! And I’m not a fan of the garbage truck. They steal all the tasty bits.